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Tea Limericks


Here's some tea limericks, just for fun!

Green tea

    There once was a lad from Killarney

    Who suddenly lost all his blarney

    But Gunpowder Green tea

    For breakfast, then he

    Soon swooned all the babes who weren't barmy.





    Precious dewdrops caressing my tongue

    The treasures of love now are sung

    Gyokuro and time

    Make all life sublime

    Tea keeps us eternally young.



From Jeannette at Here Be Limerick Poems

    The Chinese believe in green tea

    It's a race I respect patently

    So developing taste

    For infusions this chaste

    Is exactly where I want to be.



      Green tea, you know, fights belly fat

      Boosts metabolism and all that

      And keeps us all fit

      So we can discomfit

      Hanging round to be gerontocrat.



Black tea limericks

    A mountain-grown spring tea for me

    Exquisite to taste, as you'll see

    Darjeeling is best

    First flush is the quest

    As far from hum-drum as can be.



Tea party limericks

    What a joy is my Teddy Bear Tea

    Tasty treats for my Teddy and me

    We sip and we chat

    We wear a grand hat

    Of feathers and pearls from the sea.



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