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Tea Limericks

Here's some tea limericks, just for fun!

Green tea

There once was a lad from Killarney

Who suddenly lost all his blarney

But Gunpowder Green tea

For breakfast, then he

Soon swooned all the babes who weren't barmy.

Lu'an melon seed tea is a treat

For afternoon tea. Take a seat!

Have hot scones and jam

Or cream cheese and ham

What a wonderful reason to meet!

Precious dewdrops caressing my tongue

The treasures of love now are sung

Gyokuro and time

Make all life sublime

Tea keeps us eternally young.

From Jeannette at Here Be Limerick Poems

The Chinese believe in green tea

It's a race I respect patently

So developing taste

For infusions this chaste

Is exactly where I want to be.

Green tea, you know, fights belly fat

Boosts metabolism and all that

And keeps us all fit

So we can discomfit

Hanging round to be gerontocrat.

Black tea limericks

A mountain-grown spring tea for me

Exquisite to taste, as you'll see

Darjeeling is best

First flush is the quest

As far from hum-drum as can be.

Tea party limericks

What a joy is my Teddy Bear Tea

Tasty treats for my Teddy and me

We sip and we chat

We wear a grand hat

Of feathers and pearls from the sea.

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