Who suddenly lost all his blarney
For breakfast, then he
Soon swooned all the babes who weren't barmy.
The treasures of love now are sung
Gyokuro and time
Make all life sublime
Tea keeps us eternally young.
From Jeannette at Here Be Limerick Poems
It's a race I respect patently
So developing taste
For infusions this chaste
Is exactly where I want to be.
Boosts metabolism and all that
And keeps us all fit
So we can discomfit
Hanging round to be gerontocrat.
Black tea limericks
Exquisite to taste, as you'll see
Darjeeling is best
First flush is the quest
As far from hum-drum as can be.
Tea party limericks
Tasty treats for my Teddy and me
We sip and we chat
We wear a grand hat
Of feathers and pearls from the sea.
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